In Response to Your Craig’s List Ad

She wrote:

“I’m 26, married and totally frustrated. I don’t want to deceive my husband but my clit says I must. I’m looking for sex,mutual wanking, cum, dirty e-mails and will consider any slutty antics .i’m very submissive and slutty. My schedule is a wee bit awkward but if you e-mail, I will reply. Just be patient. Cannot accommodate. You must be able to arrange a venue for any flesh contact. Hotels, B&Bs only for first few meetings. I will only consider visiting a private home once I’ve met you a few times”

John wrote:

I would like to help you with your problem. I am 27, tall (about 6′2″), with tan skin, I work out four times a week, and I have my M.A. in Business. I have sky blue eyes, and wavy brown hair, and an eight inch penis. However, I will only agree to meet with you if you promise to act out a very specific fantasy with me. You said you “will consider any slutty antics” so I hope you will be willing to do this.

I have always wanted a woman to dress up like a marine biologist (a naughty marine biologist, that is) and I would dress up like a whale (I already have the costume). I will pretend to be helplessly beached and I want you to “push me back into the ocean.” I also have an CD called “Song of the Orca” that I will play while we act out this fantasy.

Please e-mail me back if this sounds interesting to you. I can’t wait.

-John