You So Horny
June 11, 2007
She wrote:
“We can fulfill each other’s fantasies. You want me for what American women cannot give and I you because my local men are worthless. Your shape, size, and color does not matter, just be good to me. I seek a man with an adventurous spirit, no fear of travel, and is financial secure. Let’s play together. The photo is of me and my cousin.”
John wrote:
Hey, I saw your ad and it sounded interesting to me so I figured I’d respond. There is one thing I’ve always wanted that no American woman has been able to give me. Nothing turns me on more than when a woman says “Me so horny” right before we launch into a twelve-hour session of videotaped butt-sex. Problem is, it always sounds so FAKE when they say it. Kills the whole mood. But when YOU say it, it will sound authentic! Oh my god, I’m getting turned on just by thinking about it.
Wait–what country are you from anyway? You look Brazilian I guess. One of those Mexican-speaking countries, I don’t know. Granted, it’s not the Chinese accent I was hoping for, but close enough. If you can also say “Sucky sucky–five dollar,” I’ll be in love.
Anyway, I’m not rich, but I make a pretty good living. I’d prefer not to say what I do on here exactly because it’s not totally on the up and up as they say. You’re not a Narc, are you? (Sorry, I have to ask that.)
By the way, the cousin thing…I know sometimes you Mexicans are into humping your cousins and stuff. You’re not, are you? Because if you are, I’m okay with it. And sometimes it’s better if you have a third person to operate the camera.
Hope to hear from you soon!
-John Kirby
