Toy Box

August 27, 2007

She wrote:

“What’s in your toy box? I’ve got a collar, a set of cuffs, a flogger, nipple clamps, dripping candles, matchbooks, a hairbrush, cockrings, dildos, dildo harness, anal beads and plugs, lots and lots of lube, box of condoms, and two long braided ropes.

What have you got?

How do you like to play?

curiously,
-the pet-”

John wrote:

dear nice lady

my name is johnny and i am 9 years old but very smart for my age my mommy died when she was mud restling for money to feed me and my sister i never knew my daddy because he was hit by a trane before i was born we are living in a orphanege in alexandrea the nuns are very mean and father ben likes to watch me shake my pee pee for him he told me not to tell any one or god will send me to hell and the devel will cut my pee pee off and feed it to his pet gold fish i do not beleeve him because i stuck my pee pee in the fish bowl we have in the orphanege and our fish wilber did not try to eat my pee pee even after i peed in his bowl

i am riting to you becus i am looking for a new mommy for me and my sister you sound like you are a nice person can we play in your toy box? i never heard of most of your toys but they sound like fun what is a cockring? my sister likes to play dress up alot so maybe she would like to wear your anal beads

you asked what i have in my toy box i do not have a toy box any more becaus sister mary took it away from me for beeing a bad boy when i tryed to tell her aboot father ben she sed to keep my mouth shut how dose she want me to keep my mouth shut when father ben keeps telling me to open it and swallow the holy gost when it come out of his pee pee? the holy gost tatse yucky

my sister sed she wants to use your hairbrush if you let her she also wants to no if your collar is for a doggie if you do not have a doggie it is ok becus me and my sister will make up a pretend doggie like when we make up pretend food to eat for dinner when they do not feed us pretend sereal tatse yummy i like captan cruch the best

if i had a toy box i would like to have a toy duck who i can take with me i want to name him archy the duck he will go qack qack i am archy the duck qack qack i like pizza qack qack i am a prety bird and i can fly far away qack qack die father ben die you are going to hell and the devel will rip your pee pee off and make your swallow the holy gost qack qack

we like to play alot but we are not alowed to play alot becus we have to so purses and hand bags and if we do not so fast enuff we have to eat pretend food again what is your favorite color? i will make you a purse if you will adopt me and my sister and kill father ben with a lawn mower and let me watch wen you run him over

love
johnny